- My girlfriend threatened suicide if I leave her. Do I stay?

No – do not stay. That’s a cheap threat with one of two outcomes. 1. You leave. She lives. You’re free. 2. You leave. She kills herself. You’re free. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do?

The full question: ‘I don’t like my best friend’s boyfriend; I think he is using her for her money and he is a user – what do I do?’ The answer: Tell her that he has some nasty sexual diseases – he’ll be gone before you know it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are women better at cheating?

They are professional grade. They have to be. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Am I wrong to pay for sex?

Every husband I know does… with his wife… Emotionally and financially, he pays. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I mix viagra in his drink?

The full question: ‘I have a great husband, we have been together for 15 years, but nowadays, the sex is less than impressive. Should I mix viagra into a drink or into his food to make things more exciting?’ The answer: Not unless you want to be convicted of murder by heart failure. If he [...]

- My wife had an affair and I caught her…

The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her.’ The answer: Step up your game, fool. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I lost my virginity and my parents don’t know.

Good. (You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend won’t go down…

The full question: ‘My boyfriend won’t go down on me, even though I have asked him numerous times. What can I do?’ The answer: Shave. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I ask her to give oral?

The full question: ‘My girlfriend hardly ever gives me oral sex, and when she does it feels all wrong. What can I do to make her understand how important it is for me to have oral sex and for her to enjoy doing it?’ The answer: Say nothing. Find someone else. You can lead a [...]

- What’s the point of sex?

Orgasm. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com