- How can I make long distance love work?

Fuck about with other people… And don’t get caught. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do the poor always get screwed over?

Because they have no money to fight with… so it’s fun to fuck with them. Solution: Don’t be poor. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is HIV curable?

If it has a negative after it, then you’re safe – no cure needed… If it has a positive, it’ll stay that way – no cure guaranteed… Where have you been sticking your winkie?? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

- Why?

The full question: ‘My friend needed money to help with rent and bills and so I leant it to her and now she won’t pay me back. We are not talking and I know I will probably never see the money again. Not only have I lost out financially, I have also lost my friendship. [...]

- Does God exist?

If she did, she’d be an idiot. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why is my life so difficult?

Because you’re a tit, a sheep, an unimaginative idiot who does what everyone else does or says. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I take viagra?

The full question: ‘I’m a relatively healthy 32 year old man and I do quite well with girls. Recently I have started using viagra because it means that the first time I have sex with a girl she is so impressed because I can go for so long that I have her hooked, even after [...]

- Do dreams come true?

Yes. And so do nightmares… Here I am. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I so scared of sharks?

Because they have big sharp teeth and they’ll rip you to shreds. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where have all the good men gone?

Up the bad vaginas… And they don’t want to come back. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com