- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

- Is love good?

Good for what? Making you behave like an idiot? Yes. Making you think like an idiot? Yes. Making you feel like an idiot? Yes. Making you a wimp? Yes. Making you insane? Yes Making you ache? Yes. But you should try it anyway. Then you’ll know what to avoid. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad likes to have family porno nights. What should I do about this?

This is messed up… But, as long as he doesn’t make you do anything inappropriate with your Mother, then enjoy them. And learn some tricks. Porn can be educational. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is infanticide?

It is the killing of offspring of another animal. Common in the wild – for example, a male lion will kill the cubs of another male when he takes over the pride, in order that he wipes out that bloodline and ensures his own children are left unchallenged. It happens in war torn countries such [...]

- If my wife travels for work, is she being faithful to me?

I hope not. If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My friend is a prostitute. How can I help her?

Well, you could drop her off at work… And then pick her up later to make sure she gets home safely. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I get my Ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]