- Should I date older guys?

The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’ The answer: It’s essential. Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is [...]

- Why do hot girls have dogs?

The full question: ‘I have noticed on my travels that many of the girls I like, the hot ones, usually seem to have a dog, and it’s always some silly little rat that runs all over the place and yaps. I find it off-putting for a number of reasons, not least the annoyance it causes [...]

- My boyfriend lied. What should I do?

The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’ The answer: I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior – it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony. After that [...]

- This girl I like has a cat I hate. Help.

The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

- Should I have sex at 12 years old?

The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’ The answer: Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12? Because it happened when [...]

- I am really into Asian chicks, but my parents don’t like it. Help.

The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’ The answer: When your parents start paying for your [...]

- Why did he tell me he loves me?

The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

- What’s your view on blind dates?

They are a great way to attract a stalker. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love. It’s not easy. It’s not permanent. & it is painful. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage. Pointless. But not harmless. “If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” – Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com