- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

- How do I get my Ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]

- What’s the best way to be a good lover?

Find out what you like… And then try it out on them. But be gentle to begin with. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why is it so hard to find a girl I like?

I dunno – perhaps you are too picky, or perhaps nobody likes you either… You should change your outlook and just find parts that you like and then move on from there – become a breast man, or a legs man, go for personality, or just a smile – you’d be amazed at the results. [...]

- There’s a girl I like but she doesn’t like me. What do I do?

Go with another girl – then you become a viable commodity. Being a desperate loser, waiting for her, hoping she will change her mind, will only creep her out even more. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do about her?

The full question: ‘She’s insane. She’s in “LOVE”. She left her family to come to me. I dated other girls but she’s like, “I can live with that…” - N yeah she’s 14 years older than me… a 31 year old brunette! What to do? ‘ What’s your problem? You’re the luckiest guy I know… Make [...]

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]

- Is music the food of love?

Sometimes… But who wants the same meal all the time? Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom – they all work too. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is it possible to have a platonic relationship with someone you want to sleep with?

I guess… But what’s the fun in that? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com