- I have a hairy back. What do I do?

Laser it, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I lost my virginity and my parents don’t know.

Good. (You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend won’t go down…

The full question: ‘My boyfriend won’t go down on me, even though I have asked him numerous times. What can I do?’ The answer: Shave. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I ask her to give oral?

The full question: ‘My girlfriend hardly ever gives me oral sex, and when she does it feels all wrong. What can I do to make her understand how important it is for me to have oral sex and for her to enjoy doing it?’ The answer: Say nothing. Find someone else. You can lead a [...]

- Should I get a breast reduction?

The full question: ‘I have the most enormous breasts, they are a JJ in size and I want them to be smaller even though guys seem to love them. Should I get a breast reduction?’ The answer: No. No. No. No. NO! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the point of sex?

Orgasm. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If he drives a sports car…

The full question: ‘I met this guy who I like, I think, but he drives a sports car, a two seater, and he’s not exactly 21. Do you think he has a small penis?’ The answer: You obviously think he does… So I don’t need to say anything, I can just laugh. Guy Blews (aka. [...]

- Should I have an affair with a married man?

Sure. Just keep it quiet… And don’t get caught. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is Facebook a good way to meet someone special?

You mean FuckFaceBook? No… Do a real face look, you desperate little fool. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I do yoga?

Do I really have to answer this? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com