- Is being gay wrong?

Only if you’re stupid and/or religious… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do?

The full question: ‘I don’t like my best friend’s boyfriend; I think he is using her for her money and he is a user – what do I do?’ The answer: Tell her that he has some nasty sexual diseases – he’ll be gone before you know it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I date for money or love?

Neither. Date for good sex and affection… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I sleep with my best friend?

If you are bored of your friendship, then yes… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are women better at cheating?

They are professional grade. They have to be. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I know?

The full question: ‘I met this girl and she seemed really keen on me the first time we hung out; but the second time she was really aloof and it felt all wrong. How do I know if she likes me?’ The answer: She doesn’t. How do you know? Because I told you. Guy Blews [...]

- What’s the best religion?

Atheism… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Am I wrong to pay for sex?

Every husband I know does… with his wife… Emotionally and financially, he pays. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I’m ugly…

This is not really a question, you loser – but I will respond anyway. Of course you’re ugly, if you think you are. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My wife had an affair and I caught her…

The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her.’ The answer: Step up your game, fool. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com