If it has a negative after it, then you’re safe – no cure needed… If it has a positive, it’ll stay that way – no cure guaranteed… Where have you been sticking your winkie?? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

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Up the bad vaginas… And they don’t want to come back. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I am a fairly decent looking guy with a good job, but I can’t seem to meet a girl that I connect with. What can I do to change the situation?’ The answer: Pretend you’re gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The motto of Dr. Smack is: Shut your festering gob you tit, your type really make me puke, you malodorous, vacuous, snotty nosed pervert… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I am 28 years old and I met this guy. We’ve been together for 2 months, I like him but I want him to stay with me. Should I have sex with him now, or wait? I’m afraid that he will go off me if I do it too soon.’ The answer: [...]

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Ask him. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’ The answer: It’s essential. Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is [...]

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No. But you should offer him your Mom in return… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’ The answer: I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior – it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony. After that [...]

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The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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