Because you think that you matter. But you don’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis. That should work. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Don’t spend any… Are you really that stupid? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) www.SmackTherapy.com

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No. But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening. Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it. Save me from that eternal boredom, please. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

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Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I am dating a guy that I care for who’s pressuring me to be exclusive with him, but I’m just not ready. All my friends say I’m being stupid because I’m going to get tired of dating other men and I will ‘lose’ this one. What does a woman do?’ The second [...]

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Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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I dunno. But everyone asks me if I have one. I swear I don’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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There are 2. 1. China. Why? Because all the girls were killed when the Chinese Government only allowed one child per family; now there are too many boys, so being a girl is big cash money. 2. Arabia. Why? Because men can have more than one wife and therefore you have more chance of being [...]

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Not as much as I can. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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