Why are you freaking? She’s not going to say anything. And nor are you. Pussy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Lock your cell phone. Put nothing incriminating in writing. Check under your car for a tracking device. Look in your rear view mirror. Pay with cash. Don’t get caught. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because nobody wants the same meal all the time. PS – You’re not happily married… you’re bored. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: “My parents caught me masturbating and they gave me a talk. They said it was a bad thing to do and God would frown on me for it. My Mom was crying and my Dad was very angry. Are they right?” The answer: Your parents are a pair of assholes. Ask your [...]

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The full question: “I am 22 years old. My boyfriend really wants to have sex with me. We’ve been together for over a year, but I want to wait, I like kissing, but not much else. He says that we can’t be boyfriend and girlfriend without sex. What do you think?” The answer: A relationship [...]

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The full question: “I used to live with a guy who received church of scientology flyers at my home address. The guy is gone now and I’ve sent a forwarding address, but the church keeps sending me mail. How do I stop them? They are driving me nuts and wasting goddam paper.” The answer: Is [...]

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This is the full question: “How do I make it clear to a guy that I am not interested in anything but sex. I’m an affectionate person by nature, so I think he’s getting it twisted even after having a conversation.” And the answer: He’s an idiot. Dump him. I’ll do you. You sound perfect. Guy [...]

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Yes. That’s why I like mirrors. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

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I have no problem with single Mom’s. The majority of animals in the world leave the child-rearing to the mother… BUT: The Mother must be a capable individual. She should have a solid and dependable support system (friends or family). She should not be on welfare. That’s just wrong on too many levels. Why should [...]

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Go to a brothel with 200 bucks. Or get some fat, ugly chick very drunk – the good thing about this one is that she will be grateful, even if you’re useless. Mission accomplished. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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