You don’t ignore them. You fight back. This will have one of two outcomes: 1. A war. (Fun) 2. Your husband decides that he cannot deal with the drama and consequently keeps you two apart, which = Separation. (Perfect) Don’t let the old cow win. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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No. That’s why it rhymes with monotony. – The brevity of this answer is based on marital monotony, assuming a marriage is consummated in one’s 20′s and the marriage lasts for over 40 years… Monotony is possible within a relationship (I am not a complete hater) but in general will not last much more than [...]

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Because your mind is your most important sexual organ. And sex with your husband feels like incest, at best. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because there is no easier competition than a husband. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Yes. Oh, and just in case that wasn’t clear enough for you, the answer was: YES, THAT PRETTY MUCH MAKES YOU GAY. And if it doesn’t make you gay, it makes you a gimp. Take your pick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Kiss someone else. Preferably someone she knows… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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You’re a pair of losers. The fact that you both know and are still doing it is a little sick. You might as well cut out the middle man and just start ‘playing’ with each other. You’re one step away from being there anyway and it would make your lives so much less complicated. Does [...]

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I’m a pervert and I don’t plan on telling anybody. Why do you have to tell your family? I bet they haven’t even asked you, have they? And nobody really gives a damn anyway, they only pretend to… So stop imposing your insecurities on other people. As long as you don’t have one of those [...]

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Because she’s your wife. & she still ends up with half your money. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Yes… Which gives you the chance to do the same. Every cloud has a silver lining. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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