- Should I get a breast reduction?

The full question: ‘I have the most enormous breasts, they are a JJ in size and I want them to be smaller even though guys seem to love them. Should I get a breast reduction?’ The answer: No. No. No. No. NO! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why didn’t he call back?

The full question: ‘I went on a date with a guy a few days ago and we ended up having sex. But since then he hasn’t called me. Why?’ The answer: Because the sex was bad… Or… He’s dead. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the point of sex?

Orgasm. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Who? What? Why? When? Where?

Me. Because. Fun. Anytime. Here… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does shit stink?

As a warning…? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I let him video our sex life?

Only if you’re smokin’ hot… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is bad sex better than no sex?

No… Fantasy sex is better than bad sex. (Ask any married person, they’ll tell you) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If he drives a sports car…

The full question: ‘I met this guy who I like, I think, but he drives a sports car, a two seater, and he’s not exactly 21. Do you think he has a small penis?’ The answer: You obviously think he does… So I don’t need to say anything, I can just laugh. Guy Blews (aka. [...]

- Why are people so dishonest?

Because they have no character, so they lie. Because they have no self respect, so they cheat. Because they have nothing to be proud of, so they hate themselves… and everyone else. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Have we stopped evolving?

No… We’re just evolving backwards now. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com