- Should I sleep more or less?

It depends on whether you are thin or fat, ugly or hot… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why is it so hard to find love?

If it was easy, you’d be complaining about something else, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is suicide painless?

Not for the ones left behind… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I mix viagra in his drink?

The full question: ‘I have a great husband, we have been together for 15 years, but nowadays, the sex is less than impressive. Should I mix viagra into a drink or into his food to make things more exciting?’ The answer: Not unless you want to be convicted of murder by heart failure. If he [...]

- I’m ugly…

This is not really a question, you loser – but I will respond anyway. Of course you’re ugly, if you think you are. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My wife had an affair and I caught her…

The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her.’ The answer: Step up your game, fool. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I have a hairy back. What do I do?

Laser it, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I lost my virginity and my parents don’t know.

Good. (You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend won’t go down…

The full question: ‘My boyfriend won’t go down on me, even though I have asked him numerous times. What can I do?’ The answer: Shave. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I ask her to give oral?

The full question: ‘My girlfriend hardly ever gives me oral sex, and when she does it feels all wrong. What can I do to make her understand how important it is for me to have oral sex and for her to enjoy doing it?’ The answer: Say nothing. Find someone else. You can lead a [...]