- Why are fat butt cracks so ugly?

Because you know what’s lurking on the inside… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is it wrong to lie?

No… (I just lied) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where do I find happiness?

In your… head… you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I know if she loves me?

She doesn’t. Guaranteed. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think there will ever be world peace?

I hope not… Then all the idiots would be happy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do we celebrate birthdays?

To feel significant… Even though we aren’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are so many people dying?

Because we need them to… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where is heaven?

In your girlfriend’s pants… Or someone else’s girlfriend’s pants. Take your pick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com