- Why do hot girls come out in summer?

Because the blood runs quicker and the sex is better… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is anyone good enough for you, Dr. Smack?

Yes, of course… for the night. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why don’t I want a girlfriend?

Because you’re gay. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do I keep going back to my Ex?

Because you’re an insecure little tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are men so sensitive and then mean?

They’re not – they’re mean… and then pretend to be sensitive when they don’t like you anymore. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do parents talk about their kids all the time?

Because their ego is wrapped up in a child… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where do cool, hot chicks hang out?

A long way from desperate losers like you. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I pay my bills with no money?

F*ck a rich guy… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com