The full question: ‘My best friend’s ex boyfriend kissed me and I think I’m starting to like him. I told my friend and she is really mad and won’t talk to me. What should I do?’ The answer: Kiss her… She might start to like you again. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My job pays me well, but I dislike what I do so much that it makes me resentful and angry. I like the perks and the fact that I can buy whatever I want, but I hate the way it makes me feel to be a slave to work. Any recommendations?’ The [...]

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The full question: ‘My parents are so controlling. They are always telling me what I should do and should not do and they threaten me financially if I don’t do as they say or recommend. They are very wealthy and so I want to keep in their good books but I don’t want to be [...]

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The full question: ‘My best friend is so annoying. She is always asking me to do her favors and she never really re-pays me – it’s take take take. Help. What can I do?’ The answer: There’s only one idiot in this equation. And it’s not your best friend. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

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The full question: ‘My dick hurts when I have sex, but there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with it. What should I do to stop the pain?’ The answer: Foreplay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My best friend has become a drug addict, she’s totally irrational and messed up and I am losing my patience. What’s the best thing to do so I won’t lose her friendship?’ The answer: Become her dealer… Then she’ll love you… And you make a profit by mixing business and friendship. Geniass. [...]

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The full question: ‘When is the best time to make a move on a girl? Should I do it on the first date, or should I wait for longer? How can I tell the right or the wrong time?’ The answer: You’ll know… When she slaps you, you loser. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – [...]

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The full question: ‘I really like my girlfriend and she is a really clean girl but over the past month she has begun to smell a little bit in her private region. Do you know why?’ The answer: Yes. She’s having sex with someone else… Without protection. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend is under the legal limit but she still wants to have sex with me. She is becoming quite insistent. What should I do?’ The answer: Take her on a vacation… To somewhere with a lower legal limit. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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As long as he doesn’t smell… or have yellow teeth… bad feet… dirty hands… Then why not? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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